The Chris Sale Diet

The Wall Street Journal writes about “historically skinny” Chris Sale and his amazing feats of culinary indulgence:

In a four-hour masterpiece, Sale packed two ice cream sundaes and, by one teammate’s estimate, around 30 bags of potato chips into one of the skinniest bodies the sport has ever seen…. Before a game in Anaheim, Calif., last week, Sale polished off a chili cheese dog. Then he returned to the kitchen for two more…. Over the weekend, Sale was planning a trip to In-and-Out Burger, which he calls “my kryptonite.” He is also a loyal customer of McDonald’s, Taco Bell and Five Guys…. He also aspires to break the record for most cheesesteaks consumed by a visiting player in Philadelphia when the White Sox play there in July.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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  1. Sam says:

    Mmm, I could really go for a Five Guys burger right about now.

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  2. chrisb says:

    Four hours? If he doesn’t stop nibbling at the corners, TV networks will make the league crack down on these marathon gorging sessions.

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  3. Oh, Beepy. says:

    NotGraphs better be sending a beat reporter to cover his cheesesteak quest..

    I mean if you’re not then what are we NotPaying you for?

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