The Decidedly Photogenic Ryan Berry

As a Google Image search has quickly revealed, Ryan Barry — that’s Barry with an a — is an underwear model with a seriously devout gay following.

For all of Barry-with-an-A’s muscular muscles, however, I feel very comfortable in stating that Baltimore Oriole right-handed pitching prospect Ryan Berry — that’s Berry with an e, America — is more photogenic than both (a) his quasi-namesake and (b) basically everybody else.

Allow this click-and-embiggenable image (courtesy Gallery 2) to serve as Exhibit A:

And this (courtesy Padresteve) as Exhibit B:

This (courtesy Monoblogue) as Exhibit C:

And, finally, the Google Image search term “ryan berry” baseball -barry as Exhibits D through whatever the last letter is in the longest extant alphabet.




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Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu
4 years 9 months ago

I think I’m in love.

Stocktopus
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Stocktopus
4 years 9 months ago

The adventures of Rajai Davis: http://baselol.com/?p=44

Jennifer
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Jennifer
4 years 9 months ago

Alas! It’s the second-coming of Greg A. Harris!

jcxy
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jcxy
4 years 9 months ago

ha so true! when i was 9 or 10, i wrote him asking him to sign a baseball card for me with both his right and left hands.

he never wrote back…

Semi Pro
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Semi Pro
4 years 9 months ago

Are you sure the first picture isn’t Steve Zahn?

Kyle
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4 years 9 months ago

I like the way this guy styles his head area.

TartanElk
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TartanElk
4 years 9 months ago

The throwback era of the 80’s is upon us.

RiceKid
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RiceKid
4 years 9 months ago

ACTUALLY…

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu
4 years 9 months ago

Two more good ones:

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 9 months ago

The Boston.com photo is the best thing ever. Or so I thought until I saw the sticking-his-tongue out one.

Also, RiceKid, shoutout! I saw Berry around campus a couple times while I was a student there. Does Hanszen still have that gonorrhea?

Harry F. Hanszen
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Harry F. Hanszen
4 years 8 months ago

Hanszen got it from yo mamma, ooh ahh

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