The Decidedly Photogenic Ryan Berry

As a Google Image search has quickly revealed, Ryan Barry — that’s Barry with an a — is an underwear model with a seriously devout gay following.

For all of Barry-with-an-A’s muscular muscles, however, I feel very comfortable in stating that Baltimore Oriole right-handed pitching prospect Ryan Berry — that’s Berry with an e, America — is more photogenic than both (a) his quasi-namesake and (b) basically everybody else.

Allow this click-and-embiggenable image (courtesy Gallery 2) to serve as Exhibit A:

And this (courtesy Padresteve) as Exhibit B:

This (courtesy Monoblogue) as Exhibit C:

And, finally, the Google Image search term “ryan berry” baseball -barry as Exhibits D through whatever the last letter is in the longest extant alphabet.

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11 Responses to “The Decidedly Photogenic Ryan Berry”

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  1. Yirmiyahu says:

    I think I’m in love.

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  2. Stocktopus says:

    The adventures of Rajai Davis:

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  3. Jennifer says:

    Alas! It’s the second-coming of Greg A. Harris!

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    • jcxy says:

      ha so true! when i was 9 or 10, i wrote him asking him to sign a baseball card for me with both his right and left hands.

      he never wrote back…

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  4. Semi Pro says:

    Are you sure the first picture isn’t Steve Zahn?

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  5. Kyle says:

    I like the way this guy styles his head area.

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  6. TartanElk says:

    The throwback era of the 80′s is upon us.

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  7. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    The photo is the best thing ever. Or so I thought until I saw the sticking-his-tongue out one.

    Also, RiceKid, shoutout! I saw Berry around campus a couple times while I was a student there. Does Hanszen still have that gonorrhea?

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  8. Harry F. Hanszen says:

    Hanszen got it from yo mamma, ooh ahh

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