The Facial Hair Home Run Derby

Loyal reader Larry Holt sent me this screen grab:

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Thanks to the LA Times for being on the case. Clearly a little bit of facial hair goes a long way when it comes to Home Run Derbies. Next year, look for each of the competitors to simply sport one long hair coming out of some part of his face, with the rest of it clean-shaven.



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Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Bryan Harper won the Facial Hair Derby.

Short Season Ball
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Short Season Ball

Hear. Hear.

Short Season Ball
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Short Season Ball

Or Here. Here.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz

Or Hair. Hair.

Steven
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Steven

Or Hare. Hare.

splinter
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splinter

who’s bryan?

steve
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steve

Bryce’s brother.

Cubbie Blues
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My only question is: Why would anyone still use Windows Explorer?

Urban Shocker
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Urban Shocker

He’s at work?

David
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David

That doesn’t actually answer the question, it just passes the decision upstairs

Chris
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Chris

Because Windows Explorer is an integral part of the operating system. The application you meant to denigrate is Internet Explorer.

BigSteve
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BigSteve

I think Harper’s brother clearly one the Facial Hair Home Run Derby.

Resolution
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Resolution

that and probably a round of fisticuffs, judging by the look of him.

cass
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cass

The answer, quite clearly, is yes.

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