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The Feast of Drungo the Oriole
Posted By Navin Vaswani On September 2, 2011 @ 12:30 pm In Feast Days | 3 Comments
It’s been a while, I know, but today seems as good as any to resurrect NotGraphs’ award-winning feast-days series.
Life: Drungo Hazewood’s actual, real-life name is Drungo Hazewood. Actually, it’s Drungo LaRue Hazewood. Even better. He major league career was six games long, in late September and early October, all the way back in 1980. Five at-bats. No hits. Four strikeouts. But a run scored: Drungo the pinch-runner.
Spiritual Exercise: In the minor leagues, Drungo could hit. He only got a cup of coffee in The Show. But at least he got a cup of coffee in The Show.
Prayer for Drungo Hazewood
I wonder: What was going through your mind,
When after you hit .583 in spring training in 1980,
The Orioles still sent you down.
Earl Weaver kept it real:
“I’ve never cut a guy hitting that high before,” Weaver said.
“But he was making the rest of us look bad with that average.”
Even back then, the Orioles were the OrioLOLes.
Were you mad?
You worked hard, and earned your call-up.
But it didn’t last long.
They never last long when you’re only 21-years-old.
“I’ll be back,” you must have said,
You must have thought.
You have to believe.
Three years later, Drungo, your baseball career was over,
Without a hit.
But it wasn’t all for naught;
There was the Drungo Ice House,
In Austin, at the University of Texas,
Named in your honor.
But, wait, that’s gone now, too.
The memories, Drungo.
And the statistics.
Six games, and five plate appearances.
You’ll live forever.
Image courtesy The Great Orioles Autograph Project.
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