The Great Dayn Perry Surrounded by Great Danes

It goes without saying, but should be written down as often as is reasonably possible, that the present author has no intention ever of attributing greatness either to the actions or actual person of Dayn Perry. This is a point in the defense of which I’d be willing to engage in an elaborate, choreographed knife fight.

However, I’ve also made it clear that no milk moves me so thoroughly as the milk of human kindness — and it was this sort of milk with which, thanks to reader and noted loin-girder Santos, the Team NotGraphs Inbox (email) was runnething over this morning.

With the image included here, Santos has contributed not only another installment in, but perhaps the very apotheosis of, Perry’s own series, Men Surrounded by Things.

In conclusion, the reader should not gaze up into the darkness and see himself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and his eyes should not burn with anguish and anger.

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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

7 Responses to “The Great Dayn Perry Surrounded by Great Danes”

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  1. deadhead says:

    Well, I guess that seals the deal. Cistulli tries his hand at Men Surrounded by Things and Men Surrounded by Things jumps the shark. Give it up for the human death knell, Mr. Carson Cistulli.

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  2. rambodiaz says:

    I’m kind of hoping this spurs a Joanie Loves Chachi-style spinoff category about Carson’s involvement in elaborate, choreographed knife fights.

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  3. MikeS says:

    How long till we see Carson surrounded by Carsons?

    Daly, Johny, City, Pirie Scott & co?

    The options are both endless and without end.

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  4. nu billy baroooooo says:

    This genre has just been killed with a trident.

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  5. Karl says:

    Could it, might it be? Steve Bartman has been found, and a Cardinals fan to boot.

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  6. Adam W says:

    “Dayn Perry surrounded by Gaylord Perries” probably would’ve been better.

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