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The Milwaukee Brewers Are Trying to Kill Everybody

MLB Business PR Manager Jeff Heckleman brings our attention to the foodstuff you see situated to the left of these words (an image that you should feel very comfortable embiggening) — an item known either as a Smoked-Beef Brisket or Pulled Pork Parfait, depending on which meat you’d like to be the cause of your immediate death. The dish features two layers each of mashed potatoes and your preferred meat and is then topped with barbecue sauce.

When asked, one fan at Milwaukee’s Miller Park described the meat parfait as “delicious.” Another said, “I see a bright light at the end of a tunnel and my Grandpa Pat in the cardigan he always wore on gameday.”