The Next Big Thing

Felix Cortez Reyes Sarris was born yesterday afternoon. Now all eight-pounds-plus of him is barreling towards a career squaring the barrel or barreling the best.

Or not, of course. Whichever sport he plays or doesn’t play is going to be fine by me. A name like Felix puts him on a list with many notable baseball players, but it’ll also give him something in common with a revered economist.

But you know the trite-and-true saying:

“Give a man three baseball names and and a baseball in his left hand, and he’s probably headed towards being a LOOGY at worst.”




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Graphs: Baseball, Roto, Beer, brats (OK, no graphs for that...yet), repeat. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris.


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Brandon Warne
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4 years 3 months ago

awesome.

Kyle H
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Kyle H
4 years 3 months ago

He doesn’t have a player page yet? Appleman better get on that.

Toasty
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Toasty
4 years 3 months ago

Make him learn a knuckleball too, so he can pitch forever.

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 3 months ago

+1 Congrats

Mike Newman
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4 years 3 months ago

Awesome Eno! only 7,665 days until you get to take him on his first craft beer run!

Jack
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Jack
4 years 3 months ago

Make the kid play Golf. That way, when you’re 75 you can still play with him.

Dayn Perry
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4 years 3 months ago

Prince Felix.

nu billy baroo
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nu billy baroo
4 years 3 months ago

what did you name him?

steve balboni
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steve balboni
4 years 3 months ago

Mazel tov. I hope this the last Opening Day you spend without a son to share with It’s a tradition with my boy, also middle named Cortez oddly enough.

steve balboni
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steve balboni
4 years 3 months ago

PS Felix Salmon is no economist, he’s a journalist with modest economic knowledge. Felix Frankfurter, however, made the starting 9 for the Supreme Black Robes.

Dave
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Dave
4 years 3 months ago

Congratulations Eno! Future first-round pick right there!

rambodiaz
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rambodiaz
4 years 3 months ago

Congrats Eno. The best part of your life has just begun.

Kris
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Kris
4 years 3 months ago

“He came out of the womb doing multivariate regression,” you’ll tell the reports. After all, the media is going to want to speak to the seven-year old that saved the planet from utter destruction.

Congratulations.

Navin Vaswani
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4 years 3 months ago

Congratulations, Eno. He’s a beauty.

martyn
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martyn
4 years 3 months ago

What a champ!

dockmarm
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dockmarm
4 years 3 months ago

Congratulations! May his sleeps be long and his diapers fresh.

Micah Stupak
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4 years 3 months ago

Congrats! Cortez the Lefty-Killer, perhaps.

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