Felix Cortez Reyes Sarris was born yesterday afternoon. Now all eight-pounds-plus of him is barreling towards a career squaring the barrel or barreling the best.
Or not, of course. Whichever sport he plays or doesn’t play is going to be fine by me. A name like Felix puts him on a list with many notable baseball players, but it’ll also give him something in common with a revered economist.
But you know the trite-and-true saying:
“Give a man three baseball names and and a baseball in his left hand, and he’s probably headed towards being a LOOGY at worst.”