The Royals Call for a Relief Pitcher: The Movie

The Kansas City Royals called for a right-handed relief pitcher during their September 6th game against the Texas Rangers. Drama is what ensued.

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  1. Kyle says:

    Oh my God this is so great. Sam Goody!

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  2. And now Alcides Escobar has a Kevin Bacon number of three.

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  3. Brian says:

    Max von Sydow is a true chameleon. He’s absolutely unrecognizable in his role as Unseen Relief Pitcher.

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    • Leighton says:

      It’s strange, because it looked like Moustakas was calling for the short guy. I don’t remember Max von Sydow as being particularly short.

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  4. JayT says:

    Why did Escobar shrink at the end?

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  5. drtrix says:


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  6. Bravo, Chairman. Bravo.

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  7. Greg says:

    LOL. Made my day. Sapia was a perfect color choice as was the music. : )

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  8. Greg W says:

    There’s a prequel to be made called “Yankees outfielders complete the double switch.”

    Or, you could cut these 2 together. My video editing skillzzz are non-existent.

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  9. KCDaveInLA says:

    Best thing since “Batman Eats a Hotdog”.

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