The Unthinkable, Getting Thought


The lamb is breaking the seals, or something like that.

I don’t know remember the exact passage, but certainly somewhere in the Book of Revelation does John note that, just before the rivers turned to blood or whatever, an auction was started in his fantasy league for Jeff Francoeur.

Well, thanks to Mike Axisa, that very same thing has just happened in my FanGraphs’ ottoneu league.

Thanks for nothing, Axisa. Hope you like your plagues in tens.




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Mike Axisa
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5 years 18 days ago

It’s only because Milton Bradley was DFA’d! I have injuries dammit!

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu
5 years 18 days ago

Axisa,

Damn, you own Milton Bradley, and now you want Jeff Francoeur? Is it 2005? Do you own Vernon Wells too?

Does fangraphs have a means of expelling members of its staff?

phoenix2042
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phoenix2042
5 years 18 days ago

he also owns jason giambi and mariano rivera… oh wait rivera is still awesome. what is he 41 now? nuts…

Blue
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Blue
5 years 18 days ago

Perhaps Jeff Francouer is the new market imperfection.

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