This Is an Ice Cream Sandwich Festooned with Tiny Jesus Montero Heads

In the dual interests of news cycle observance and amateurish, hot dog-fingered use of photo editing software, I present to you — without pride or any sense of agency — an image of an ice cream sandwich festooned with tiny Jesus Montero heads …

Delicious concession item

This has been what it has been.



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Resolution
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Resolution

#SyndicateNotGraphs

Paul G.
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Paul G.

It is so absurd I cannot turn away.

It is so stupid it is hilarious.

Pretty sure I wouldn’t eat it though. Are you sure this is a photoshop and not some unholy spawn of a Klondike Ice Cream Bar advert?

Yirmiyahu
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Mr. Perry, where the hell have you been? I thought you’d abandoned us to suffer under Carson’s tyranny.

You of all people (ice cream sandwich in one hand, erect member in the other) must have the power to #SaveNotgraphs.

thecodygriffin
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thecodygriffin

Holy Jesus! Look at that ice cream sandwich!

#KeepNotGraphs

Mi Tia Lupe
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Mi Tia Lupe

Big deal. I find Jesus in foods all the time.

Who is Zorbist?
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Who is Zorbist?

The holes are there to allow steam to escape while cooking, thus keeping the cookie denser.

The Jesus Montero ice cream sandwich would be the lightest and fluffiest you have ever tasted.

Irony
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Irony

I just died.

reillocity
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reillocity

Flowers are the most common things that things can be festooned with. Wink, wink.

Professor
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Professor

Perhaps the Mariners could trade the Jesu Montero ice cream sandwich for the Yankees Michael Pineda pine tar can?

NotGraphsForeverCistulliNever
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NotGraphsForeverCistulliNever

The Perry is in league with the Cistulli.

The Foils
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The Foils

“This has been what it has been.”

A fitting obituary when this internet page ceases to be updated with new words and images and moving images.

Darkstone42
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Darkstone42

I don’t know what I have just beheld aside from it being what I have just beheld, but I want to behold more things like it, so I petition the powers that be (since they are what they are, and what they are is powers) to #KeepNotGraphs, please.

Packbob
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Packbob

Moving from the topmost part of the sandwich 3 heads to the right, what is that head doing there?!!

Tatoo from Fantasy Island
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Tatoo from Fantasy Island

This is a Klondike bar I will not do anything for.

jcxy
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jcxy

The CBS commentators seem to have even less humor than Yahoo ones when it comes to this incident

SSTS
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SSTS

Pretty damn funny!

Jenstrom
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Jenstrom

Good job, Dayn. Hopefully your muse will show up again soon with more delightful content.

#KeepNotGraphs

Richard
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Richard
Ken
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Ken

notgraphs forever

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