Thought Experiment: Air Bud, with Derek Jeter Instead of a Dog

The Barktown Barons were looking at yet another losing season.

dog5
Speedy! You’re going the wrong way!

dogpoop
Roscoe! Not again!

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Until Coach Fido came up with a CRAAAAAZY idea. Bringing a Derek Jeter on the field!

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Woof! Woof!

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That’s cheating! You can’t have a Derek Jeter on the field!

 

dogreading
There’s nothing in the rule book that says a Derek Jeter can’t play baseball.

dog4
All right! Let’s play ball!

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CRACK!

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You’re OUT!

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He may have opposable thumbs, but it’s his heart that will keep this team together.

Coming this Fall:

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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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KB
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KB

Unlike Air Bud, Jeter’s steroid shots aren’t up to date.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

This is some top-notch Microsoft Paint work, mon frere!

BenRevereDoesSteroids
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BenRevereDoesSteroids

Jeter could not throw out a dog with that jump throw. The ball travels so slow he is lucky to throw out as many humans as he does.

Lane Rizzardini
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Lane Rizzardini

On a scale of 1 to 30 Snoop Lions, how high were you while creating this?

BlackSabbathia
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BlackSabbathia

Years spent playing “Go fetch!” mean that Jeter is the worst fielder in any picture featured in this post.

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