Three of Danny Salazar’s Changeups That He Threw Recently

Apropos of everything, what follows are three separate animated GIFs of split-changeups from Danny Salazar‘s most recent start (box) — which GIFs the author made last week but, in lieu of publishing them immediately, just left them on his desktop for occasional inspection, which is normal, and not weird, according to the author’s therapist.

Here, for example, is Danny Salazar throwing his split-changeup to Alejandro De Aza for a strikeout looking in the first inning:

Salazar de Aza CH

And here’s a second split-changeup — in this case also for a strikeout looking, but to Marcus Semien in the second inning this time:

Salazar Semien CH

And here’s a final split-change — now to Leury Garcia, who has the presence of mind to turn his swinging strike into a sexy dance:

Salazar Garcia CH 2




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PerformanceEnhancingHugs
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2 years 11 months ago

“For the engorgement of your genitals, I spin.” – Leury Garcia

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tz
2 years 11 months ago

Fringe Five points champion Marcus Semien vs. Fringe Five Most Famous Alum Danny Salazar.

Herewith entered onto the GIF of the Year final ballot.

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Harry Hippie
2 years 11 months ago

I like how Garcia swatted his shin with the bat to finish the sexy dance.

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Don't Call Me Democrat
2 years 11 months ago

Sure, those changeups got some swing and misses, but did they allow the Bill of Rights to apply to state governments? Check and mate.

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