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Today in Creepy Vintage Baseball-Themed Memorabilia: Fan & Fannie
Posted By Mississippi Matt Smith On November 5, 2012 @ 1:32 pm In Uncategorized | 14 Comments
Fan and Fannie are the Base Ball Twins. They have heads shaped like baseballs, and torsos shaped like baseballs. They associate with tiny baseball-shaped clones, an ungendered baseball-shaped African-American, and his or her goat. They speak mostly in cryptic questions and unsettling innuendo. They will henceforth haunt your dreams, spring unbidden to your thoughts, and bring you profound existential discomfort. Otherwise, I cannot tell you anything at all about Fan and Fannie.
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