Today in Decidedly Juvenile B-Ref Player Name Searches

Offered up with little introduction — and even less discretion — I present to you following decidedly juvenile Baseball-Reference player name searches …

John Cock.

John Balls.

Kevin Assman.

Tod Prick.

Ralph Sack.

Larry Butt.

This has been “Today in Decidedly Juvenile B-Ref Player Name Searches.”

You smell like poo and toots.