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Today’s Starters, in Counterfactuals

If Tim Lincecum were a Paramount film he’d have been pulled from their release schedule for “reshoots” by now.

If C.C. Sabathia were a comic book hero, he’d be “The Shadow.”

If Adam Wainwright were in Little League, he might run out to the field and kick 4-5 teammates in the shins.

If Max Scherzer were to hit Ian Kinsler with a pitch, is that considered a hate crime?