If Tim Lincecum were a Paramount film he’d have been pulled from their release schedule for “reshoots” by now.
If C.C. Sabathia were a comic book hero, he’d be “The Shadow.”
If Adam Wainwright were in Little League, he might run out to the field and kick 4-5 teammates in the shins.
If Max Scherzer were to hit Ian Kinsler with a pitch, is that considered a hate crime?