Tommy John to Have Miguel Sano Surgery

Tommy John’s worst fears came true this weekend.

The highly-retired former pitcher has a tear in his U.S. work visa and will need Miguel Sano surgery. John will fly to the Dominican Republic this week to undergo a study of his bones in order to determine his true age.

John was injured while walking to an AARP meeting.

It’s a bummer for canasta fans who can’t wait for John to return to his place at the table in between two other 70-year-old former athletes.




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jrdo410
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jrdo410
2 years 3 months ago

too soon….
-Sano keeper owner.

RunTeddyRun
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RunTeddyRun
2 years 3 months ago

DNA tests to prove that his parents are actually his parents, and then friggen bone studies to make sure he’s 16? That is bonkers. I don’t think that linked article is about baseball, I think it’s about a shitty new CBS police procedural.

tz
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tz
2 years 3 months ago

On the next “MRI Birmingham…”

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