Top 10 Baseball Bat-shaped Things

No, get your mind out of the gutter. This is a post about baseball bat-shaped things available for sale on the Internet.

Bat Pen

Bat -- Pen

Bat Flashlight

Bat -- Flashlight

Bat Keychain

Bat -- Keychain

Bat Brush

Bat -- Brush

Bat Beer Bottle

Bat -- Beer Bottle

Bat Pepper Mill

Bat -- Pepper Mill

Bat Cookie Cutter

Bat -- Cookie Cutter

Bat Rolling Pin

Bat -- Rolling Pin

Bat Mortar and Pestle

Bat -- Mortar

Bat Car Steering Wheel Anti-Theft Device

Bat -- AntiTheft

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8 Responses to “Top 10 Baseball Bat-shaped Things”

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  1. The Mayor says:

    Obviously you’ve never been to the Louisville Slugger museum. They have a giant 120 ft tall, 68000 lb Babe Ruth model bat statue. It’s obvious the bats themselves are just replicas of the magnificence of the giant altar and therefore, this should be titled “Top 10 Giant Babe Ruth model Altar-shaped Things.”

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  2. Frank says:

    I am disappointed at the lack of Baseball Bat Sunflower Seeds
    Found Here.

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  3. Jaack says:

    Now I’m expecting Adam West and Burt Ward appear in full costume.

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  4. Antonio Bananas says:

    No shark repellant bat spray?

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  5. chuckb says:

    I was hoping I could find a batmobile somewhere on the net.

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  6. chuckb says:

    On another note, I wish your warning had been in the title. I was afraid to open this at work.

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  7. AMAC says:

    I get the feeling that car security device has been designed to be more than a passive security measure. Much in the same way I know people who keep a Maglight by the front door but live on well lit roads.

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