Top 10 Free Agents

1. Willie Mays
2. Willie Mays Hayes
3. George W. Bush
4. Al Gore
5. George H.W. Bush
6. Mitt Romney*
7. Mark Grace
8. Manny Acta
9. Bobby Valentine
10. Daisuke Matsuzaka

*If he does not receive a qualified offer tomorrow.

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Very insightful commentary. I hope they pay you lots of money to come up with articles of this caliber.

Vin Mazzaro
Vin Mazzaro

Almost any former catcher will beat out other managerial candidates, but I think Manny Acta got hosed. Also, I think Mitt Romney is overvalued. If he does not receive an offer tomorrow, he can’t hold the sixth spot.

And, Ned Yost should be fired.