Top Beard/Spectacles Combination: Matthew Williams

Currently, Matthew Williams is a right-hander for Sydney of the Australian Baseball League. Before that, he was a pitching prospect in the Twins organization for six years. Before that, he lived his entire childhood naked and alone in the woods before emerging — with the same crudely designed spectacles as shown here — from the forests of his own accord.




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RA Rowe
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RA Rowe
3 years 8 months ago

Well there’s no way this is procrastination for that mystery thing.

Mel Ought
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Mel Ought
3 years 8 months ago

Fosters, Australian for beer

Choo
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3 years 8 months ago

Dude is killing it on the Voice right now.

Boss Sauce
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Boss Sauce
3 years 8 months ago

I’m assuming Mike Piazza’s wife wearing glasses will be next in the series.

Your GM
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Your GM
3 years 8 months ago

If a good mustache is a man’s best friend, then a beard must be a man’s most significant other. And if a beard is a man’s most significant other, then this Mr. Williams’ beard must certainly be the epicenter of the universe.

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