Top Free Agents in Front of Actual, Probably Hot Stoves

What the world needs now is maybe love, or even sweet love. What the world wants, however, is images of top free agents in front of actual and probably hot stoves — such as the ones that follow, for example.

Robinson Cano in front of a chimenea, popular in Mexico:


Jacoby Ellsbury in front of a kachelofen, found commonly in northern and eastern Europe:


Brian McCann in front of a Daruma stove, traditionally of Japan:


Shin-Soo Choo in front of a vintage Coleman camping stove available on eBay that’s used but still works:


Matt Garza in front of an old foot stove from northern Germany:


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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

3 Responses to “Top Free Agents in Front of Actual, Probably Hot Stoves”

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  1. Brandon says:

    I’m not sure why this unsettles me so much

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  2. Gabe says:

    Never change, Cistulli. Never change!

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  3. yaboynate says:

    I question how probable it is that some of these stoves are actually hot: How probable is it that some of these stoves are actually hot?

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