Totally, Actually Unaltered Tweet: Rutledge Love Incoming

#Rockies call up Josh Rutledge. He literally just walked in. Corresponding love coming…

— Nick Groke (@nickgroke) April 9, 2014

For those having a difficult time conceptualizing this particular major league transaction, here is a visual aid courtesy of the NotGraphs InfoGraphs Department:

Super many thanks to Paul Agnello for keeping up the love vigil and handing this bit of news to us.