by Zach Reynolds - October 22, 2013
The following Pokédex entry is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original:
I think you might have inflated his actual height and weight a bit.
I’ve never caught one of these before. Is this like the equivalent of a super rare shiny.
No, get a male Nidoran and train it so it evolves.
I remember far too much about Pokemon from my childhood.
I’m aware. I was writing specifically of a Shane Nidorino. Normal Nidorino was probably like the 5th pokemon I ever had. I most likely had one by the time I got to Brock because horn attack was a pretty powerful move early game in 1st gen.
The sum of my hopes and dreams for this post was to find one guy who would make 1st Gen Pokemon jokes in the comments. So thank you. *bows*