Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cleveland Cuts Bait

The following tweet, which concerns a real and not fake roster move by the Cleveland Indians, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

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6 Responses to “Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cleveland Cuts Bait”

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  1. Juan B says:

    I heard he was in danger of being suspended for drug use anyway.

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    • frivoflava29 says:

      Trey Anastasio used to work for my aunt at a pet food shop in VT. He didn’t not get fired for doing a lot of drugs in the back room of the warehouse.

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  2. Resolution says:

    Oh man, I hope the Marlins claim him.

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  3. deadhead says:

    In other Indians news, the nitrous oxide vendors at the stadium have been let go, as they are no longer needed.

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  4. Utah Dave says:

    Trey will need to Phish for a new job.

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  5. SteveBarnett says:

    I wish popular culture would designate Trey Anastasio for assignment.

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