Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cubs Meet Kottaras’s Demands




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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Troy
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Troy
2 years 8 months ago

#BigTits

Crotchety Old Sam
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Crotchety Old Sam
2 years 8 months ago

I don’t get it.

Billy
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Billy
2 years 8 months ago

I don’t get it either. I mean, I get the incense thing and why Heyman’s typos is funny, but I don’t get why this is #BigTits.

Troy
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Troy
2 years 8 months ago

Heyman made a typo on twitter during the season. #BigTits was meant to be #BigHits

Crothety Old Sam
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Crothety Old Sam
2 years 8 months ago

Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I am very annoying and stupid. Also, I small very bad and could use some incense myself. Also, I probably have some STDs.

Crotchety Old Sam
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Crotchety Old Sam
2 years 8 months ago

I have the exact same problems. Hang in there.

Sammy Z
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Sammy Z
2 years 8 months ago

wut

tz
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tz
2 years 8 months ago

$1.075M must be the going rate for gold + myrrh.

Ron
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Ron
2 years 8 months ago

Kottaras reputedly loves gettin’ down with hippie chicks, so that incense should garner him quite a bit of action this season.

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