Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cubs Meet Kottaras’s Demands

The following tweet, which concerns the real and not fake contract demands of recently acquired Cubs catcher George Kottaras, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

Kottaras Contract




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9 Responses to “Totally Unaltered Tweet: Cubs Meet Kottaras’s Demands”

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  1. Troy says:

    #BigTits

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  2. Crothety Old Sam says:

    Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I am very annoying and stupid. Also, I small very bad and could use some incense myself. Also, I probably have some STDs.

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  3. tz says:

    $1.075M must be the going rate for gold + myrrh.

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  4. Ron says:

    Kottaras reputedly loves gettin’ down with hippie chicks, so that incense should garner him quite a bit of action this season.

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