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by Carson Cistulli - December 2, 2013
The following tweet, which concerns the real and not fake contract demands of recently acquired Cubs catcher George Kottaras, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):
I don’t get it.
I don’t get it either. I mean, I get the incense thing and why Heyman’s typos is funny, but I don’t get why this is #BigTits.
Heyman made a typo on twitter during the season. #BigTits was meant to be #BigHits
Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I am very annoying and stupid. Also, I small very bad and could use some incense myself. Also, I probably have some STDs.
I have the exact same problems. Hang in there.
$1.075M must be the going rate for gold + myrrh.
Kottaras reputedly loves gettin’ down with hippie chicks, so that incense should garner him quite a bit of action this season.