I am not Carson Cistulli, but this is a tweet by John Lott that is in-no-way altered from the original:
Here is what that would look like, maybe, should Dickey have pitched his guts for the Mets:
Just kidding. Here is the actual tweet:
— John Lott (@LottOnBaseball) December 18, 2012
Dickey wasn’t known for pitching his guts out with the Mets, but it did happen once:
And he didn’t even spend any time on the DL after that! The Blue Jays just got themselves a gamer!
Also, there’s this: