Totally Unaltered Tweet: Five Words the Dodgers Won’t Say




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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
3 years 8 months ago

The 5 words #Dodgers won’t say: “That’s not our price range.”

njd.aitken
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njd.aitken
3 years 8 months ago

They might say “sit”.

samuelraphael
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3 years 8 months ago

Inserting Dick Allen into the Lorem Text.

Lenard
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Lenard
3 years 8 months ago

“we’ve spent too much money”

Eli
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Eli
3 years 8 months ago

“Would there be enough time in the offseason to tear down the stadium and build another?”
– Guy’s response to the original tweet

KCDaveInLA
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KCDaveInLA
3 years 8 months ago

“Look! Fans are here early.” “Time to retire, Vin Scully.” “Jose, it’s DodGERS, not ‘Doyers’.”

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