Totally Unaltered Tweet: Franklin Morales’s Prose

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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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  1. Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets says:

    Apparently this is being cited by a Reds reporter in a piece explaining why Broxton fits in better in his new clubhouse tha he would in other clubhouses.

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  2. Franklin Morales says:

    Or it could be I’ve just figured out the new fashion. But you may say its grammatically incorrect. And I would agree with you. But I do it for art. So why are we arguing? Nor rhyme neither reason should stop me. Yet you seem intent on doing so. And I’m sure I forgot one conjunction here.

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    • Mac says:

      You did great. Missed the easiest one, but otherwise fantastic. In the future, always remember the FANBOYS:

      for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so

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  3. RamboDiaz says:

    Bobby V. worries about the craziest stuff.

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  4. Gherkin Lamar says:

    And yet why shouldn’t you?

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  5. deadhead says:

    Hey Franklin, don’t worry. And please, drop the usted form and use tu with me.

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  6. Huh gyu says:

    Ben_Cherington from Disqus disagrees, for he is erstwhile in his putrid opinions.

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  7. Snoth says:

    Carson, can you make a gif of Trout screaming THIS IS BULLSHIT to the umpire? Happened in the 5th against Oakland today. Just a horrible call

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