Totally Unaltered Tweet: Franklin Morales’s Prose

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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets

Apparently this is being cited by a Reds reporter in a piece explaining why Broxton fits in better in his new clubhouse tha he would in other clubhouses.

Franklin Morales
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Franklin Morales

Or it could be I’ve just figured out the new fashion. But you may say its grammatically incorrect. And I would agree with you. But I do it for art. So why are we arguing? Nor rhyme neither reason should stop me. Yet you seem intent on doing so. And I’m sure I forgot one conjunction here.

Mac
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Mac

You did great. Missed the easiest one, but otherwise fantastic. In the future, always remember the FANBOYS:

for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so

RamboDiaz
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Bobby V. worries about the craziest stuff.

Gherkin Lamar
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Gherkin Lamar

And yet why shouldn’t you?

deadhead
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deadhead

Hey Franklin, don’t worry. And please, drop the usted form and use tu with me.

Huh gyu
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Huh gyu

Ben_Cherington from Disqus disagrees, for he is erstwhile in his putrid opinions.

Snoth
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Snoth

Carson, can you make a gif of Trout screaming THIS IS BULLSHIT to the umpire? Happened in the 5th against Oakland today. Just a horrible call

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