Totally Unaltered Tweet: Franklin Morales’s Prose
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Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
by Carson Cistulli - August 3, 2012
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Apparently this is being cited by a Reds reporter in a piece explaining why Broxton fits in better in his new clubhouse tha he would in other clubhouses.
Or it could be I’ve just figured out the new fashion. But you may say its grammatically incorrect. And I would agree with you. But I do it for art. So why are we arguing? Nor rhyme neither reason should stop me. Yet you seem intent on doing so. And I’m sure I forgot one conjunction here.
You did great. Missed the easiest one, but otherwise fantastic. In the future, always remember the FANBOYS:
for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so
Bobby V. worries about the craziest stuff.
And yet why shouldn’t you?
Hey Franklin, don’t worry. And please, drop the usted form and use tu with me.
Ben_Cherington from Disqus disagrees, for he is erstwhile in his putrid opinions.
Carson, can you make a gif of Trout screaming THIS IS BULLSHIT to the umpire? Happened in the 5th against Oakland today. Just a horrible call