Totally Unaltered Tweet: Miguel Cabrera on the MVP

The following tweet is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):



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colin
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colin

I’m beginning to think these tweets are being altered….

deadhead
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deadhead

If you play Poems, Prayers and Promises backwards it says… “Mike Trout’s UZR is a sham. WAR is overrated. Whiskey is great, drink it while driving!” Great album.

Uncle Remus
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Uncle Remus

What about the booze?

Jimbo
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Jimbo

You gotta be rocky mountain high to vote for Miggy over Trout. Long winter coming bitches. I’m goin’ fishin’. And, huntin’.

Big Jgke
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Big Jgke

I have never had the words taken directly out of my mouth. But now, its happened.

RC
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RC

Can we get some of Chipper Jones’s totally unaltered tweets from a couple of days ago, when he explained to the Internet why Lee Harvey Oswalt COULDN’T have fired the shot that killed JFK? Because those actually happened, and were glorious.

Dick Whistler
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Dick Whistler

Oh my. Those Chipper tweets were amazing. Yicketty (alt. def.) n. A person with an IQ approximating his uniform number.

AnthonyRizzo_jackass
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AnthonyRizzo_jackass

He forgot to thank the pizza hut big box and the kfc sandwich using chicken in place of bread

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