Totally Unaltered Tweet: Miguel Cabrera on the MVP

The following tweet is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

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8 Responses to “Totally Unaltered Tweet: Miguel Cabrera on the MVP”

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  1. colin says:

    I’m beginning to think these tweets are being altered….

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  2. deadhead says:

    If you play Poems, Prayers and Promises backwards it says… “Mike Trout’s UZR is a sham. WAR is overrated. Whiskey is great, drink it while driving!” Great album.

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  3. Uncle Remus says:

    What about the booze?

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  4. Jimbo says:

    You gotta be rocky mountain high to vote for Miggy over Trout. Long winter coming bitches. I’m goin’ fishin’. And, huntin’.

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  5. harpago17 says:

    Can we get some of Chipper Jones’s totally unaltered tweets from a couple of days ago, when he explained to the Internet why Lee Harvey Oswalt COULDN’T have fired the shot that killed JFK? Because those actually happened, and were glorious.

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  6. Dick Whistler says:

    Oh my. Those Chipper tweets were amazing. Yicketty (alt. def.) n. A person with an IQ approximating his uniform number.

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  7. AnthonyRizzo_jackass says:

    He forgot to thank the pizza hut big box and the kfc sandwich using chicken in place of bread

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