Totally Unaltered Tweet: Phillies Prospect Colin Kleven
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Ruben: “Now we finally have someone on the top 50 trade value list!”
That’s good, because he really screwed up those other babies the last time.
His name conjures a split anal passageway.
I thought that was called a Bartolo Colon…
That’s quite the hero, but I can’t believe that 8 pregnant ladies (or 7 ladies with 1 set of twins, etc) all went into labor at the same place that wasn’t a hospital or some other place with doctors trained in the field.
Was he on some type of subway that was stalled between stations and the stress put all these ladies into labor? You would think this would make national news, but I guess it takes double digits to be news worthy nowadays.
you know who would be great coming up with these? jonah lehrer.
Ding-ding-ding!