Totally Unaltered Tweet: Tanaka Refuses to Comment

The following tweet, which concerns a real and not fake report regarding Masahiro Tanaka‘s negotiations with certain major-league baseball clubs, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

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TK
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TK

It was a perfectly cromulent question.

balfazzar
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balfazzar

It leaves him free to wallow in his own crapulence

benzedrine
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benzedrine

Tanaka proceeded to purchase a whole theatre to himself, his wife and his dog for a midnight screening of Mo’ Money.

Jake
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Jake

That so means they did.

Jeff Loria
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Jeff Loria

We tied to offer him it on laserdisc.

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