Tweet: Dallas Braden Understands Supply, Demand

True fact: over half of the active writers at NotGraphs were hired on the strength of this exact pitch.




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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.


6 Responses to “Tweet: Dallas Braden Understands Supply, Demand”

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  1. Danny Knobgobbler says:

    Are you a fellow southpaw, Cistulli?

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    • jcxy says:

      in hopes of google autofilling the phrase “is carson cistulli” with something amusing, i, umm, well, googled this. unfortunately, nothing. however, his wikipedia photo perhaps provides a clue to the answer to the righty/lefty thing. it appears that he’s employing a right hand dominant grip.

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  2. Mr. Observant says:

    A nice piece of gentle sarcasm on the part of Mr. Braden. On to more salient matters – Carson, is it possible to track how many times someone has marked a Fan- or NotGraphs piece using Linkden? If the number exceeds one, I win a penny bet with a friend. Please find an answer quickly – the betting class (read: Equestrian) of this nation waits with baited breath!

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    • harpago17 says:

      As someone whose generation doesn’t know the real definition of “ironic” thanks to Alanis Morissette, I feel obligated to point out that Mr. Braden’s quote does not fit the definition of “sarcasm”.

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  3. MikeS says:

    So we know at least one thing about Dallas Braden. he knows a heck of a lot about baseball.

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  4. ettin says:

    Carson how do you know so many of the NotGraphs staff masturbates left-handed? Did you take a poll? Or did you wathch…errr…. nevermind I don’t want to know.

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