Tweet: Dallas Braden Understands Supply, Demand

True fact: over half of the active writers at NotGraphs were hired on the strength of this exact pitch.




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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Danny Knobgobbler
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Danny Knobgobbler
3 years 10 months ago

Are you a fellow southpaw, Cistulli?

jcxy
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jcxy
3 years 10 months ago

in hopes of google autofilling the phrase “is carson cistulli” with something amusing, i, umm, well, googled this. unfortunately, nothing. however, his wikipedia photo perhaps provides a clue to the answer to the righty/lefty thing. it appears that he’s employing a right hand dominant grip.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
3 years 10 months ago

A nice piece of gentle sarcasm on the part of Mr. Braden. On to more salient matters – Carson, is it possible to track how many times someone has marked a Fan- or NotGraphs piece using Linkden? If the number exceeds one, I win a penny bet with a friend. Please find an answer quickly – the betting class (read: Equestrian) of this nation waits with baited breath!

RC
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RC
3 years 10 months ago

As someone whose generation doesn’t know the real definition of “ironic” thanks to Alanis Morissette, I feel obligated to point out that Mr. Braden’s quote does not fit the definition of “sarcasm”.

MikeS
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MikeS
3 years 10 months ago

So we know at least one thing about Dallas Braden. he knows a heck of a lot about baseball.

ettin
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ettin
3 years 10 months ago

Carson how do you know so many of the NotGraphs staff masturbates left-handed? Did you take a poll? Or did you wathch…errr…. nevermind I don’t want to know.

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