Tweet: Mets PR Director Efficiently Summarizes Mets Baseball

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New York Mets director of media relations Jay Horwitz is, by his own admission, “not real mechanical.”

In the message embedded here, though, he appears — wittingly or not — to have summarized Mets baseball in precisely 1/140th of the characters allowed by

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  1. Clayton says:

    twitter avatar relevant

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  2. BalkingHeads says:

    That linked article is truly a must-read.

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    • Jaack says:

      Before I thought that fluff stories in the news were pointless. Jay Horwitz not only disproved that, but took a chainsaw to the entirety of meaningful news, dumped into his yard waste bin, and redefined the word news with that story. This is what CNN should be running every single day.

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    • Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets says:

      My nominations:
      ? Dodgers – because the name no longer makes sense
      ! Atlanta Braves – torrid start plus homeruns
      ” Angels – “Los Angeles”
      { Milwaukee Brewers – looks like a sideways moustache
      ~ Tampa Bay Rays

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