Tweet: Mets PR Director Efficiently Summarizes Mets Baseball

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New York Mets director of media relations Jay Horwitz is, by his own admission, “not real mechanical.”

In the message embedded here, though, he appears — wittingly or not — to have summarized Mets baseball in precisely 1/140th of the characters allowed by twitter.internet.com.




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Clayton
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Clayton
3 years 1 month ago

twitter avatar relevant

Wil
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Wil
3 years 1 month ago

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Wil
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Wil
3 years 1 month ago

That was me summarizing this article.

James K.
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James K.
3 years 1 month ago

This is me summarizing your penis:

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brazen reader
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brazen reader
3 years 1 month ago

What an ()*()

BalkingHeads
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BalkingHeads
3 years 1 month ago

That linked article is truly a must-read.

Jaack
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Jaack
3 years 1 month ago

Before I thought that fluff stories in the news were pointless. Jay Horwitz not only disproved that, but took a chainsaw to the entirety of meaningful news, dumped into his yard waste bin, and redefined the word news with that story. This is what CNN should be running every single day.

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3 years 1 month ago

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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
3 years 1 month ago

My nominations:
? Dodgers – because the name no longer makes sense
! Atlanta Braves – torrid start plus homeruns
” Angels – “Los Angeles”
{ Milwaukee Brewers – looks like a sideways moustache
~ Tampa Bay Rays

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