Updated Banned Substances List Released

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**NOTICE TO ALL MLB PLAYERS**

Effective immediately, MLB will be expanding the list of banned substances, per the Joint Drug Agreement. Testing positive for any of the following substances will result in an immediate 50-game suspension. In the interest of transparency, we are including the “street names” of these substances, so that you may comply in a quick and easy fashion, and without confusion. If you have any questions about these substances, such as their chemical makeup, feel free to contact your agents, your MLBPA union representatives, your doctors, or a combination thereof. This is not a complete list, only new additions. A detailed and thorough list can be obtained from the League office, or your MLBPA rep.

NEW BANNED SUBSTANCES FOR 2014:

• Fling
• Spit
• Cheese
• Knuckle
• Goober
• Swamp Foot
• Bela Fleckstacy
• Control Alt Defeat
• Brown Skittle
• South by South Pacific
• Jesse Camp
• Midnight Train to Georgia (the Country)
• Grease 2
• Parker Full of Posey
• Creamed Corn Row
• Ram Jam
• Ronny James Dios Mio
• Fart Barrel
• Hose Face
• Knight to E6
• Friendster
• Popamatic Bubble
• Ian Ziering
• Hitler’s Pyramid
• Bubb Rubb
• Black Lung
• Black Bung
• William Hung



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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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Maverick Squad
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Maverick Squad

What about Snuffleupagus? Or Jamaican snatch?

Surine
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Georgia (the country) is much obliged.

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