Variations on the Same Dumb Joke Based On My Current Geographic Location That I Keep Making to Torture My Family
I have traveled to Iowa City this weekend to check out what will soon be my new home town. I have brought with me my wife and seven-year old son. As a dad, I have a limited repertoire of jokes. Here is what my family has had to endure:
Is this Heaven? No, we’re still in Wisconsin.
Is this Heaven? No, it’s Dubuque, “one of the few large cities in Iowa with hills.”
Is this Heaven? No, Heaven doesn’t have road construction.
Is this Heaven? I imagine Heaven would be more heavily populated.
Is this Heaven? Why would Heaven need this much corn?
Is this Heaven? Given that it’s currently raining water, and not bourbon, I would say no.
Is this Heaven? No, it’s a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Is this Heaven? No, it’s a 7:00 showing of Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Is this Heaven? No, it’s a Sheraton.
Is this Heaven? We are sorry. MLB.TV has determined that you are located inside one of the applicable Club’s home television territories and are therefore blacked out of the Heaven you have selected. Live audio of this Heaven is available as part of your MLB.TV subscription.
This has been “Mike makes you as sick of him as his family is.”
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