Comments on: Verlander Unavailable During Off-Season

By: TartanElk

TartanElk — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:10:04 +0000

But if all he’s allowed to do is brush his teeth, this doesn’t solve the problem.

By: Navin Vaswani

Navin Vaswani — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:03:31 +0000

Jim Leyland is arguably the smartest man of our time.

Love that picture. Jimmy’s never going to let go.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:36:55 +0000

Jim Leyland, that old skamp.

By: grady

grady — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:32:22 +0000

Pro-tip: pleasuring yourself with your left hand allows for uninhibited maneuvering of the mouse on your computer with your right, and makes it seem like someone’s giving you a reach-around or something since it’s a completely different feeling!

By: Resolution

Resolution — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:26:23 +0000

Q: How’s he supposed to pleasure himself?

A: Left-handed

By: TartanElk

TartanElk — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:15:08 +0000

How’s he supposed to pleasure himself? His girlfriend, albeit very attractive, can’t do it all for him.

By: Resolution

Resolution — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 17:53:01 +0000

This is a smart move by the Tigers – we all saw what happened to Greinke while horsing around during the offseason this past year.