by Carson Cistulli - March 4, 2013
Very Late Quiz below!
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“Tell him what he won, Don Pardo”.
*In his best Don Pardo voice imitation* You have just won a years supply of Rice a Roni. This beautiful matching washer and dryer, and this FABULOUS Dining Room set, AAaaaand there’s more! You have just won this 3 day vacation to amazing Concord New Hampshire ! All yours if you can guess what Carson is thinking right now !
Clearly alcohol is impacting your decision making process if the Australia-Netherlands games seems like a good choice.
That shit is a GREAT choice. Have a few more, and everything the announcer says will be sound like Byron and look like Scarjo. But before Ryan Reynolds…so like the one where she was supposed to be the Vermeer painting?
It IS my greatest achievement!!!
I picked the long winded, tl;dr one. I was right.
I couldn’t even do this one thing right.
You answered correctly. Hopefully it’s not your greatest achievement.
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Q.1 About What Is the Author Thinking Currently?
His team in noted internet writer Aaron Gleeman’s Hardball Dynasty league at WhatIfSports.
The Australia-Netherlands WBC game that starts at 11:30pm ET.
A considered op-ed on an important subject.
All of the above.
✓All of the above except for the op-ed — not because the author is opposed to careful examinations of current events, per se, but because such examinations are frequently mere entertainment packaged as material of some consequence.”
Up next. Guess the author’s PIN number.
Over under on it being 1234?
Colby Lewis’ WHIP.
That’s a funny callback.