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Video: All Commissioners of Baseball Are Sexy

Posted By Dayn Perry On December 29, 2012 @ 1:38 pm In Audio and/or Visual,Now Playing,The History of History,Things That Contain Multitudes,True Facts | 8 Comments

Those who know know this: Every one of baseball’s nine commissioners was elevated to the office not because of his executive acumen or fealty to ownership. Rather, every one of baseball’s nine commissioners was elevated to the office because of his libidinous pizzazz. To say that each of baseball’s commissioners is sexy is to bury them in a shallow grave of understatement. They are not sexy; they are coitus made man …

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