Video: Cameron on Clubhouse Confidential, Part Deux

As noted earlier in these pages, managing editor Dave Cameron made his second — and probably final, because he’s a weirdo’s weird — appearance on MLB Network program Clubhouse Confidential, hosted by the vigorously coiffed Brian Kenny.

For the busy executives among us, a brief account of the footage above (kindly made available by

Coy Smile: 0:21

Nervous Swallow: 0:57, 1:29, 2:04

Frog Mouth: 2:05

Blinks: N/A*

Crack Analysis: Whole Thing

*At least so far as I can tell from a single viewing. Seriously, I’m not gonna spend my whole night watching this, people.

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  1. Kyle says:

    I think I detected a Disdainful Wince at 1:42.

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  2. If he blinked, I missed it. Or it happened when I blinked.

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  3. Abby says:

    Give the guy a break. Just needs practice. Being in front of a camera is not the most natural thing. I heard Cameron speak at SABR 41 (I think it was him.) & he was much more comfortable & at ease. Congrats on being asked (obvious nod to your expertise).

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    • Bryz says:

      I showed this video to my girlfriend and her comment after we finished was “Give (Dave) a break.”

      Her name is Abby.

      You also said “Give the guy a break.” (Close enough to what my girlfriend said)

      I indeed have a girlfriend, and am not making this up to dispute Tony Reali’s “We’re all gonna go dateless!”

      Are you my girlfriend?

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  4. Steve says:

    Damn it, I tried resisting but this is just too funny.

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  5. shamus mcfitzy says:

    Dave “The Call is Coming From Inside The House” Cameron?

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  6. Bryz says:

    I had a very hearty chuckle when I saw his frog mouth.

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  7. Rich says:

    I think he may have blinked at the 0:56 mark.

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  8. adohaj says:

    Robot eyes

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  9. jim says:

    i don’t know who needs a new haircut worse, dave or brian kenny

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  10. Kris says:

    I have reason to believe that Dave is produced by Conan ( )

    I have a greater reason to believe that someone in the notgraphs community is capable of turning this video into “Dave Cameron, Baseball and the Socratic Method: A Purrrfect Fit”

    “What do you think of that kind of deal for a pitcher?”
    “If YOU throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?”

    “Is the front end of the rotation the toughest thing in baseball to approximate?”
    “My cat often loses at poker, especially when he plays in the jungle. Should I tell him he’s playing with cheetahs?”

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