As noted earlier in these pages, managing editor Dave Cameron made his second — and probably final, because he’s a weirdo’s weird — appearance on MLB Network program Clubhouse Confidential, hosted by the vigorously coiffed Brian Kenny.
For the busy executives among us, a brief account of the footage above (kindly made available by MLB.com):
Coy Smile: 0:21
Nervous Swallow: 0:57, 1:29, 2:04
Frog Mouth: 2:05
Crack Analysis: Whole Thing
*At least so far as I can tell from a single viewing. Seriously, I’m not gonna spend my whole night watching this, people.