Video: J.P. Arencibia as Tim Kurkjian

If Batting Stance Guy thought his job was safe, he was wrong; he’s got company. Witness:

J.P. Arencibia’s OBP leaves a lot to be desired, there’s no doubt, but he brings the laughs. And, sometimes, that’s enough. I’m with Tito: I hope JPA wins the MVP.

H/Ts: The one and only Buster Olney, and the equally one and only Emma Span.




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8 Responses to “Video: J.P. Arencibia as Tim Kurkjian”

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  1. Kyle says:

    Ha! Not half bad. “My career is over!”

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  2. wiersNRAF says:

    I just wished JPA would have mentioned his love for sac-flies.

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  3. nitin says:

    FANTASTIC

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  4. Greg W says:

    Dear Tim Kirkjian,

    Yes, you do sound like that. It’s okay.

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  5. Nathan says:

    Funniest thing I’ve seen a player do in a long time. Love how we get a little Francona in there too.

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  6. agam22 says:

    Not bad, but not enough references to obscure meaningless stats. I NEED to know how many home runs Jose Bautista hit on Wednesdays off pitchers whose last name contains at least 3 vowels. Thats Kurkjian’s wheelhouse

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