Video: Jeffrey Loria Almost Murdered by Own Wealth

One imagines that having something in the vicinity of half-a-billion dollars has its advantages — like, for example, being able to send one’s children to boarding school the very minute they’re born.

We who do not own the means of production have this advantage, however: never once, while sitting in the 300-level of Miami’s American Airlines Arena, has anyone been almost concussed-or-worse by the fastest, giantest living human.

Link courtesy Juan C. Rodriguez of the Sun-Sentinel.




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RC
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RC
4 years 6 months ago

If Hanley Ramirez hits Dan Gilbert with a foul ball this season, we’ll know that he and Lebron had some kind of “Strangers on a Train” deal set up.

robertobeers
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4 years 6 months ago

I’m more worried about Craig Seger calling LeBron ‘ ‘Yubar’ ‘ (sp?). Any thoughts?

Jaik Jarrkjens
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Jaik Jarrkjens
4 years 6 months ago

LeBron seems to think that the Marlins will still be wearing teal uniforms after they move into their new stadium. Then again, he could be correctly referencing the Marlins’ new logo, which contains all extant colors, so therefore if one is wearing any color at all, he or she is wearing Marlins colors.

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