Video: Juan Francisco Invents New Kind of Home Run

When baseball analysts look at Juan Francisco, they see a player who “doesn’t play defense that well” and “has little understanding of the strike zone — a.k.a. a really important thing.”

When the aesthete looks at Juan Francisco, he (i.e. the aesthete) sees a Dominican David, slaying the Goliath known as Mortality.

Or, at least that’s what he probably sees. It might also just be something on his glasses.

Canadian Handshake to my friend Matt Klaassen who alerted me to this Situation, and David Brown for bringing it to Society’s attention.




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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.


6 Responses to “Video: Juan Francisco Invents New Kind of Home Run”

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  1. Bryan says:

    Juan Francisco eats babies.

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  2. Colin says:

    El Nino Destructor!

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  3. Jack Moore says:

    I miss Wladimir Balentien.

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  4. Why have fences says:

    What is the projection on this guy? Seems like a beast. I actually just pulled his limited numbered Bowman baseball card :)

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  5. bluejaysstatsgeek says:

    According to Hittrackeronline, this was the second longest “true distance” HR this year.

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