Last June, NotGraphs released exclusive footage of the Phillie Phanatic having his way with a young human woman at Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Park.
Indications are that the incident in question was not, as previously suspected, an isolated one. Today, in fact, NotGraphs has uncovered video believed to be from 1986 that, while grainy, clearly depicts the Phanatic abducting a Philadelphia-area woman, from her home, via the television.
A call to the Philadelphia Phillies was not returned. More on this story as it develops.