Wake Up, You Jerks, Yoenis Cespedes Did Something

Did something kinda disgusting, actually — while you were probably sleeping — to a Shawn Kelley slidepiece.

To wit:




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  1. tylersnotes says:

    trade him quick billy!

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  2. Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets says:

    Obligatory Showcase reference.

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  3. harry says:

    He’s got my rookie of the year vote!

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  4. MikeS says:

    I realize there’s hype and all, but crushing a hanging slider is now news?

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    • When a Cuban defector — believed to be unable to hit MLB breaking pitches — hits a homer in THE ONLY REGULAR SEASON GAME OF THE WHOLE DAY, then it is not just new; it is The News.

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  5. reillocity says:

    That seemed more like a Must C Crushed than a Must C Clips.

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  6. Nice swing Cespedes, but I see mechanical issues. Watch his right foot. Its a very sloppy finish, the ball barely went out. You gotta squash the bug and turn that back right foot.

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  7. Nats Fan says:

    He is one my fantasy team, and I was awake to see that hit!!!! My draft was weak so I am praying, hoping, wishing Cespedes is legit! Oh I only play one fantasy team a year so if I am going to keep my winning streak Cespedes has to be great!

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