Wake Up, You Jerks, Yoenis Cespedes Did Something




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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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tylersnotes
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4 years 5 months ago

trade him quick billy!

Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
4 years 5 months ago

Obligatory Showcase reference.

harry
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harry
4 years 5 months ago

He’s got my rookie of the year vote!

Big Jgke
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Big Jgke
4 years 5 months ago
Aaron (UK)
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Aaron (UK)
4 years 5 months ago

He’s not a man, he’s an ethereal presence (see subsequent line).

MikeS
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MikeS
4 years 5 months ago

I realize there’s hype and all, but crushing a hanging slider is now news?

Bradley Woodrum
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4 years 5 months ago

When a Cuban defector — believed to be unable to hit MLB breaking pitches — hits a homer in THE ONLY REGULAR SEASON GAME OF THE WHOLE DAY, then it is not just new; it is The News.

reillocity
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reillocity
4 years 5 months ago

That seemed more like a Must C Crushed than a Must C Clips.

Benjamin
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Benjamin
4 years 5 months ago

No, it was Must C Cespedes.

Nicholas Giannotti
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4 years 5 months ago

Nice swing Cespedes, but I see mechanical issues. Watch his right foot. Its a very sloppy finish, the ball barely went out. You gotta squash the bug and turn that back right foot.

drewcorb
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drewcorb
4 years 5 months ago

Yeah there’s no way he ever hits another major league homer.

Nats Fan
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Nats Fan
4 years 5 months ago

He is one my fantasy team, and I was awake to see that hit!!!! My draft was weak so I am praying, hoping, wishing Cespedes is legit! Oh I only play one fantasy team a year so if I am going to keep my winning streak Cespedes has to be great!

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