What Happened to Logan Morrison, Possibly
Miami OF/1B Logan Morrison hasn’t played a game since July 28; on September 5, LoMo had successful surgery on his knee. (Link does not indicate which knee it was, in case you were going to click to find out. I would have just told you; I’m not like that.)
However, since September 10, LoMo, the self-proclaimed “twittaholic,” has not tweeted. Here is a totally unaltered screenshot that I took of his Twitter page yesterday evening (click to make very big):
LoMo Twitter followers are tweakin’.
Last night, I went to sample the new small plate fare at VonTrier, a favorite brew pub of mine in Milwaukee. The menu included a charcuterie board; featured with that board was an item called “Underground Meats Lomo.”
Get a taste of LoMo.
That, of course, explained everything: an underground cell of cannibal chefs kidnapped a gimpy Morrison, butchered him, and seasoned his flesh for the palate-pleasures of foppish Milwaukeeans such as yours truly.
As far as I am concerned, he has now earned the $2 salary that I paid him this season in my dynasty league. He was delicious.
YES
The tendons are delicious, damaged or not.
But who was Coppa?
I think it might be her.
http://www.parenting.com/blogs/christine-coppa
Corey Patterson – It was misspelled.
Von Trier serves meats, now?
Von Trier is no longer a dump? What a joke! I liked the East Side better when it was seedier. I bet Thurman’s 15 is still operating without a cured meat or aged cheese plate.
Sweet Gherkins.
He posted on twitter yesterday or the day before, he asked where to get a haircut in Arizona.
“Unspecified knee surgery”….code for tertiary syphilis.
It does not surprise me that Lars von Trier has a cannibalistic menu at his restaurant.