What Has Johnny Bench Done?

He’s done something, that’s for sure. Peter Graves has seen a thing or two regarding a thing or two, so he’s not exactly surprised by what Johnny Bench has done. “I’m not exactly surprised by what you’ve done, Johnny Bench,” Peter Graves might be saying.

But what of young Lesley Ann Warren? Whatever Johnny Bench has done, it has complicated her feelings for him. “Heart-rending effrontery, thy name is Jack Bench,” she seems to be saying. “Henceforth, my boudoir door shall remain bolted.”

So I ask you, NotGraphs readers, what is it that Johnny Bench has done?

(A hat and the tipping of it: Jeff Polman)