What the Tigers Should Do at the Winter Meetings

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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.


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  1. David says:

    Come back to Anibal Sanchez’s refusal by offering him 3/36.

    Then kicking his dog.

    Then signing John Lannan.

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  2. Dan says:

    They should send a check to Mike Trout.

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  3. appear to be stuffed animals unless Calvin is the only one around.

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  4. Smooth says:

    Personally, I want the Tigers to drop the funk.

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  5. You Know What I'm Talking About says:

    Convince Al Alburquerque that love between a man and a baseball, however sweet it is, is wrong.

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  6. Choo says:

    Return Doug Fister to sender.

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  7. Big Jgke says:

    just go ahead and bring Magglio Ordonez out of retirement.

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  8. RA Rowe says:

    cover Black Dog

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  9. delmondo young says:

    Cure me of raburn. Grr i mean heartburn

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  10. Mel Ought says:

    Do the Safety Dance

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  11. Aaron W. says:

    search
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    I see a bright light ahead of me. There is a wide road with a sign next to it. Exits north, east, and south.

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