What’s Hot and What’s Not in Baseball This Week



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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Josh A
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Josh A

What about Dayn Perry’s Hot Sports Opinions? Rumor has it that they are also “Hot”.

yaboynate
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yaboynate

Not only, Josh A, are they cooked up a fiery skillet, they are then served up while (and this is the kicker) still hot</i)

steex
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steex

Don’t kill my dog, who will play 3B for me next year!?!

Your GM
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Your GM

If you can stand to part with your trustworthy cat and loyal parakeet, then you could probably acquire some sort of automated robotic fielder. The ‘bot doesn’t have much range but it has a reputation of saying the right things in the clubhouse such as ” Don’t you worry about [situation]. Let me worry about [situation]. Michael Young comes to mind.

overlookhotel
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overlookhotel

I heard the Tigers won’t sign Delmon Young, will move Prince Fielder to DH, and are taping a glove to a batting tee to hold down 1st base.

Greg W
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Only Prince could hold down first base, as it has been filled with anti-gravitons.

deadhead
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deadhead

I vote for Your GM! Not because he’s got snappy answers, but because he has a suit and a tie.

My echo and bunnymen
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That guy is turning this place into a business. I always thought of it as a source of cheap labor, like a family.

Scruffy
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I vote my 40000 shares for the mysterious stranger.

Greg W
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Also, I’m going to start using “Race ain’t nothing but a number.” in job interviews.

Kick me in the GO NATS
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Kick me in the GO NATS

right you wear them on your shirt.

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