What’s Hot and What’s Not in Baseball This Week

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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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  1. Josh A says:

    What about Dayn Perry’s Hot Sports Opinions? Rumor has it that they are also “Hot”.

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    • yaboynate says:

      Not only, Josh A, are they cooked up a fiery skillet, they are then served up while (and this is the kicker) still hot</i)

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  2. steex says:

    Don’t kill my dog, who will play 3B for me next year!?!

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    • Your GM says:

      If you can stand to part with your trustworthy cat and loyal parakeet, then you could probably acquire some sort of automated robotic fielder. The ‘bot doesn’t have much range but it has a reputation of saying the right things in the clubhouse such as ” Don’t you worry about [situation]. Let me worry about [situation]. Michael Young comes to mind.

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  3. Scruffy says:

    I vote my 40000 shares for the mysterious stranger.

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  4. Greg W says:

    Also, I’m going to start using “Race ain’t nothing but a number.” in job interviews.

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