Where Should I Put This Booger

Where should I put this booger I have picked.
Shall I put it on my shirt?
Shall I put it on the seat in front of me?
Shall I contemplate it for a while?
Shall I eat it?
Shall I let it drop?
Where should I put this booger I have picked.

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Hawker Harrelson
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Hawker Harrelson
2 years 2 months ago

Kid sure caaaan pick it!

AlexandertheMeh
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AlexandertheMeh
2 years 2 months ago

You can put it onnn the seeeeeeaat…YESSSS!

Schwartz
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2 years 2 months ago

In the punch bowl at the literary union of Louis Sachar and Shel Silverstein?

#VivaElNotGraphs

ATrain
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ATrain
2 years 2 months ago

Where should I put this booger I have picked?
Should I put it on my shirt?
Should I flick it the dirt?
Should I show it to my brother?
Should I give it to my brother?
Should I stick it on my shoe?
Should I save it just for you?
Where should I put this booger I have picked?

John Elway
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2 years 2 months ago

Hay now that it’s appeared on NotGraphs, he should save it an put it on eBay. You’d be surprised.

Just neighing.

#KeepNotGraphs

Thanks Eno
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Thanks Eno
2 years 2 months ago

Gross. Umm, ok, maybe #notkeepnotgraphs afterall.

Jake
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Jake
2 years 2 months ago

#KeepSnotGraphs

NCL75
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2 years 1 month ago

:P

Kris
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Kris
2 years 2 months ago

Go back to RotoGraphs Sarris, we are mourning over here.

#KeepNotGraphs
#GetRidOfRotoGraphs

Soup
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Soup
2 years 2 months ago

This is an allegory for NotGraphs.

olethros
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olethros
2 years 2 months ago

I see spending the night with Dayn Perry has rubbed off on you.

So to speak.

Flokie
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Flokie
2 years 2 months ago

I think that other kid is all excited to get it. Looks like he’s like “here, here, here.”

Flokie
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Flokie
2 years 2 months ago

and the woman in the red shirt is like omg, omg, that looks so delicious.

John Elway
Member
2 years 2 months ago

And I’m half expecting the woman in the blue shirt to howl “PO-PO-TA-TOEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Just neighing.

#KeepNotGraphs

"Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
2 years 2 months ago
Charlie Hustle
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Member
Charlie Hustle
2 years 2 months ago

We all pick boogers. Find an adult to embarrass.

Lonely Island
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Lonely Island
2 years 1 month ago

He Threw it on the Ground!

DerekJeterGiftBasket
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DerekJeterGiftBasket
2 years 1 month ago

That kid’s probably thinking “you can’t trust the system” after seeing this post.

Peter G
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Peter G
2 years 1 month ago

On Meg’s hat.

dang
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dang
2 years 1 month ago

Useful and gross advice: put it on the bottom of your shoe.

Grant
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Grant
2 years 1 month ago

Wait, how is that useful?

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